July 15, 2025, Evo Numy
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I dreamt.
It was nighttime and I was in my house, there was a friend with me but I don’t remember who they were. They were preparing a special dish for me - cute, pink baby octopus. The pink baby octopus were inside a small fishtank that was in a larger fishtank that was in a larger fishtank. My friend said they were going to cook the baby octopus by using an aquarium heater to boil the water inside the little tank.
I told them not to do that, there are fish in the other tanks and they may die from being overheated. If they have to boil the baby octopi, they should just boil some water on the stove and drop the baby octopi in. Plus, that’ll be a quicker death for them. Slowly boiling them is a cruel death. My friend said I was right and went into the kitchen to boil some water.
During this entire exchange I kept glancing out my front window, across the street to my neighbor’s yard. Each time I glanced out there, there was a person dressed like a twisted version of a Family Guy character. They dressed like Brian, Stewie, Lois, Quagmire and Peter.
My friend called me into the kitchen to eat. We ate the cute, pink baby octopus. They were delish.
I awoke.