August 07, 2025, Evo Numy
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I dreamt.
I was the owner of a successful plant nursery. The nursery was just a cover business though, I was the boss of the mafia. The nursery specialized in giant succulents and cactuses. Our most popular item was giant moon cactuses in hanging baskets. The moon cactuses ranged from 3-7 feet long.
I was walking in one of the nursery buildings, admiring the giant plants and checking in with my employees. One of my employees found a strange spider and thought it would be funny to put it on me. Everyone there knew I was terrified of spiders.
All the employees gathered around and called me over, they said they needed to show me something. When I came over, the employee with the spider shoved it in my face. Everyone started laughing manically. I flipped out and passed out from the terror. (Even when I’m awake, I can recall the sensation of the spider crawling on my face and biting my lip.)
When I came to, everyone was leaving for the day. I got up, busted out my sniper rifle and went to the roof of the nursery. I shot the employee that put the spider on my face. The other employees looked up and saw me, they scattered in panic. I thought about taking them all out however, I decided not to. I wanted them to stay alive so they will remember what happens to people who mess with me.
I awoke.