April 15, 2026, Evo Numy
I dreamt.
Part I: Alien Ruler
I was watching a man investigate a scene where aliens landed. It was a small area, about 3’ by 3’ in a grass field next to a soccer goal. There were various random objects scattered around the area. The man was looking to see what happened to this area. There was definitely something wrong with it, I could feel an impending sense of doom deep within the pit of my stomach, it was growing worse with each passing minute. The color of the soil and grass was fine, nothing smelled wrong, there wasn’t any damage to any of the objects nearby. After a few minutes of investigating, he picked up a wide, blue metal ruler. The feeling of dread within me increased. There was something wrong with it. He studied the numbers and markings on the ruler, they seemed to be normal. He then pressed his finger into the ruler and it began to warp. His fingers left impressions on the ruler like it was made of memory foam.
Part II: Team Tools
I was watching a lady fighting aliens in a different dimension (similar to the Flaxan scenes from the Invincible show.) The Flaxans were using guns that folded any target into lower dimensions. The lady had dodged a lot of shots but her luck was running out. She was surrounded and there was nothing to hide behind. Just as she was about to be shot, Invincible came out of a portal and brought her back into the portal.
There were four ladies who looked similar to Millie from Helluva Boss. They were choosing weapons. Each weapon changed the physical attributes of the holder. There was a black scythe with black feathers that made its holder super tall and skinny, like a badly manipulated image. There was a black warhammer that made its user look like buff doge.
I awoke.