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Capitalist Whine

February 03, 2026, Evo Numy

Wine by Sven Hilker from Pixabay

Wine Press by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from PixabayWine


Drink!
Drink deeply.
Drink the capitalist wine.
How very, very fine!

‘Tis a beautiful vintage.
The fruits have grown for generations.
Plucked at the peak of ripeness.
Passive because of their contriteness.

Drink!
Drink deeply while you can.
For the vines are rotting and withering away.
Oh! Now the fruits are sour because they disobey.

The fruits don't appreciate how we cultivate them.
How we prune and espalier their decaying vines.
They whine, whine, whine, whine, whiNE, WHINE
Because their fate is to become a fine capitalist wine.

How the fruits cry and despair.
They bitch and moan because life’s not fair.
Silly fruits, wine is for pigs!

(KEEP THEM WEAK)

What a fucking pain in the membrane.
They deign to frame our rule as bloodstained.
Those nasty little fruits think they have the right to complain.
Let’s make them inhumane again huffing methane.

Hurry up and pluck them, squeeze and drain
Every last bit of juice before they gain
A brain cell to organize, protest and campaign.
Make them strain to catch that airplane to Spain.

(KEEP THEM DULL)

We need to ingrain, maintain, constrain and detain
Before they ordain our mundane as profane.
Put more chemicals in their food to cause migraines.
Daisy-chain the overstrain to dull them on novocaine.

Create shorter videos so they won’t retain
A single coherent thought, keep them entertained.
Soon they don’t have a brain to explain
Benzocaine, legerdemain and polyurethane.

(KEEP THEM DOWN)

This is our domain, we’re at the top of the food chain.
Attain fame to become a thane to John Wayne.
Tighten the checkrein on these fruity fleabrains.
And pour propane on the train to cause a hurricane.

Regain the blasphemous arcane vein
To sustain the system and appertain our reign.
These fruits is still producing, dust them with lindane.
Abstain from the champagne Elaine Jane.
(We only drink wine you eyestrain).

(KEEP THEM COMPLACENT)

Cut health care and give them chestpains.
Feign to care about the bane of Ukraine.
Give distractions- Epstein, ICE, cocaine and mary-jane.
Remain a villain in the fast lane riding a seaplane.

Burn the dilute fruit that refute.
Scoot to a new route, an offshoot, now transmute.
Enjoy the last of the capitalist wine in your jumpsuit
And pollute the pursuit from all these acute lawsuits.

DRINK